What are Russian blondes like?
Few Russians are actually true blonde and truly dumb. Besides, Russia is the home of the most brilliant people in literature, science, music etc.
There are people, however, who choose artifical stupidity and dye their hair blonde with cheap hair dye bought from a kiosk or submit to the hairdressers' idea of "Soviet chic". A badly-done hair-job is usually the mark of a Russian 'blonde'. But some people are stupid anyway and decide that they need to match their hair colour according to their IQ score.
Dyed and smarter Russian blondes therefore are just using their hair colour to attract other natural blonde men in order to take off with their money. The true Russian blondes (or just stupid dyed Russian blondes) just wander the streets, hopelessly lost, or are sitting in a metro train on the circle line waiting for the last stop.
posted by Media Shark @ 12:55 PM
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2 Comments:
Mediashark my dear,
are you frustrated? isnt your man looking after you?
why do hate blonds so much (real or fake)?
blonds are fun you just need to get to know one.
lifes not all high brow intellect.
leave the blonds alone.
oh. what colour is your hair???
Dear dumb blonde bastard or bitch,
Allow me to demonstrate the use of capital letters and punctuation.
Are you frustrated? Isn't your man looking after you?
Why do you hate non-blondes so much (real or fake)?
Blonds are not fun you just need to get to know one.
Life's not all high-brow intellect.
Do not leave the blonds alone.
Oh, what colour is your hair?
So fuck off, dumb blonde.
Yours sincerely,
Mediashark
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